Hindi Funny SMS / Funny Jokes

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.


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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?

Dil to bachha he ji




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MahfiL Saji Thi
Sms Ka Tha Daur,

Sms Maine Kiya

Sab Ne Kiya Shor,

Paisa To Mera Gaya,

Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha..

1 aur.,

1 aur.,

1 aur



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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.


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HAMARE YAHA



Naya



Purana


Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.


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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai 
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!


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Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Drcolonthree.png000 Rs
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahi karwani

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School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:

Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?

aur jawab aayi:

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.
Kami- na




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Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,

Tumhare Badan ko chume,

Gaalo ko kiss kare,

toh Romantic maat bano,

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.
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"MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

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  ;****;
o( @..@ )o
   “(—)”
Pehchan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

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ek hath me Lipstick

dusre me Mobile

Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h



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Romantic SMS

The Best Thing In Life Is

Having A Loving Partner

In Your Life ...

Who Won’t Walk Away In

Your Darkest Moments ...

And Loves You

Exclusively...



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ye jaruri nahi ki bol dene se hi pyaar hota hai , aankhon aankhon me bhi pyaar ka ijhar hota hai , aap ek baar hamari taraf dekh lijiye, fir dekhna ki aapko har waqt hamara hi didar hota hai.



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My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet


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Dil ka haal batana nahi aata, Kisi ko aise tadpana nahi aata..


Sun na chahte hain ek baar aawaj teri Magar baat karne ka bahana nahi aata